Elaine's last class

Classes ended for the term today. Elaine Pain has emptied her office and will be doing her grading at home and then will retire. She's been in our department since before I took my first class there, over a quarter century ago. I've been trying to think of a good story to tell about her at the roast the students are holding for her this Friday but all I can think of are all the things she knows about me and none that I know about her. That in itself is funny.