Professor Delusia's controversial scientific publications

Yesterday Geremy and I tried out the random science publication software and "wrote" a number of papers ready for publication under our pseudonyms "Professor Delusia", "R. Canister aka Canister the robot", and "Lague Corp".  I think they seem convincing because we have trouble understanding the usage of at least one or two words per sentence. We also looked at an art and film essay generator (which only created titles, not entire essays) and I found almost every title it created to be inaccurate or contradictory, so probably these don't read true to someone with science training.
They are all on my website: HERE.