Cabela shopping experience is deadly

William, Paul, and I went to the Cabela hunting store to find a Stanley brand thermos. The store looks like a giant hunting lodge from the outside but that is nothing compared to the interior which is decorated with over $2,000,000 worth of taxidermy. Dozens of dear litter the aisles as well as many elk, moose, wolves, bears, mountain lions, beaver, and other animals too numerous to mention. In many cases they are presented more realistically than some museum displays, but the context is unnerving. The staff that we talked to were surprisingly un-red-necked and we couldn't help but have a nice, welcoming experience there.